alt-j:

today I tried to wink at someone but I got an eyelash in my eye and started crying and I think that says a lot about me

(via cumfort)

gatorade:

if pizza made you skinnier id probably disappear 

(Source: messedteens, via cumfort)

jd-m8:

one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier

(via waitingon-thegoldrush)

How To Prepare For Exams: Cry